The Sims 3
has been out for a day, and cheat codes have spread faster than a yawn in a 3 hour meeting.
 

speaking of....

 



All of the cheat codes are available at: Soft Sailor

Smart Car + Dumb Driver = Rolling Irony

Source: TheStar.com

Section 828.126, Florida Statutes, defines sexual conduct with animals. Can you imagine writing that? I think he used

As a way to keep focused.


More at: The Miami Herald

After a throwing vase, a ball, and a fit, woman grabbed nearby scooter and said, "Take this!..... That's what you get for messing with my cat!"

As the man bit off his finger, he said to officials, "I bet you're sorry now, huh?" The official responded, "Damn right! Give me 5.... no you're down 1 how about 4.5?"

More at Yahoo! News

Canadian Couple caught having sex in dumpster by police, witnesses report the use of a banana peel as a condom.



The original story and more at: The Province

Detroit woman’s under wire bra deflects bullet as a result new bank security guard issued bras in place of bullet proof vests in further cost cutting measures


The original story and more at: MSNBC

Two grown men send each other 217,000 text messages during the course of a month
that's 108,500 per person
2.5 text messages per minute

 

OMG 1 Guys wYf totly sed hsbnd stopD zzz walkin & startD zzz txtin

More at Yahoo! Tech

Being able to charge your batteries while on the go would be awesome wouldn't it? A naive technology company has done just that
 
 

Yesterdays news tomorrows ocean liners. Hey, can you hand me that lifeboat?
More at Mythbusters web site

This last Sunday many people had ham for dinner which provided for lots of left overs. Many have asked the question "what do I do with the leftovers?"How about a Hamsicle?

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Ham + Cranberry Juice
blended and put in a ice cube tray is pure popsicle goodness

 

Yesterday Dennys offered a free Grand Slamwich if you bring in a friend. This caused fights to break out between rival bingo clubs 400 fluorescent bingo markers, 30 pairs of dentures were confiscated. Gang leaders gummed out a vow for revenge. More at Tampa Bay news.

Bacon on a melon? Bacon on Bacon  

Don't waste, pass the Bacon Paste

More at Think Geek

A recent article was run on the NY Times where Executive Vice President Jake DeSantis submits his letter of resignation.
 

 
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Alex Rodriguez dates a "90-year-old Madonna" and then on his way back from the geriatric home stops off at the Four Seasons for a quick call girl date.
More at Yankees Daily or Ny Daily News
Source: nydailynews.com

Sex USUALLY sells, but in the current economic climate everybody hurts. A virgin auctioning off her virginity only attracts bids of 10% of asking price

 

More at Fox News

A Sex Diet? Going without Sex for 90 days might be for some like Jordan Sparks song - 'No Air'




More can be found at: Oprah.com Book Review